Cillit® Slippers

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Secure ward

                     Me

                     TV's Barry Scott

Barry won at Yatzee

Barry went nuts




Filled his slippers to the brim with Cillit Piss®

Made the best of the situation

Emptied my collection of dulled 2p's

into the slipper




Bang

                     And the grime was gone




Bang

                     And they all came out shiny and new